Fevereiro 2012
108 postagens
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me: why am i so funny
me: i don't know
me: *laughs*
me: *sighs*
"vamo sai?" "to sem dinheiro" ''eu pago pra vc"...
"ta namorando ou ta solteiro?" "to com fome"
Channing Tatum: I'm your husband, you were in a car accident..
Me: Ok
Britain: Excuse Me
Mexico: Perdon
Italy: Permesso
France: Pardon
America: Move
Canada: I'm sorry
Brazil: SAI DA FRENTE, CARALHO!
Ai minha mãe me liga e eu aperto em desligar sem...
(sociedade-risonha)
me at night: i don't want to sleep that's for the weak
me in the morning: oh bed i never want to leave you
Namorados normais:
esquema-no-cinema:
Eu:
me: I'm gonna study when I get home
me: I'll just study before I go to bed
me: I'll just study in the morning
me: I'll just study on the way to school
me: I'll just study in this class
me: I'll just study in the hall
me: I'll just study before the test
me: I'll just study during the test
“Eu sei que eu sou chata, mas eu me suporto e me basto. Sozinha.”
– Verônica Heiss (via looveisadrug)
Astronomy professor: Please explain the big bang theory.
Me:
Astronomy professor:
Me:
Astronomy professor:
Me:
Astronomy professor:
Me:
Astronomy professor:
Me: Our whole universe was in a hot dense state, then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started. Wait... the Earth began to cool, the autotrophs began to drool, Neanderthals developed tools, we built a wall, we built the pyramids!! Math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries, that all started with the big bang! HEY!
my mum: dinner time
literally less than 0.00001 seconds later
my mum: DID YOU HEAR ME COME HERE RIGHT NOW I SAID DINNER TIME WHAT ARE YOU DOING WHY DID YOU IGNORE ME WHY ARE YOU SO ADDICTED TO THAT COMPUTER I'M GONNA TAKE IT OFF YOU
me: ignores responsibilities and goes on internet
Valentine's Day
Expectation:
Reality:
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